May 2013
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Anonymous asked: I have. I have fantasized about having sex with you. In as many different positions as possible. In a non-creepy way.
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stuff you ask your mom:
mom where’s my towel
mom what do we eat for dinner
mom what time is it
mom where’s my phone
mom when do you come back
mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
dad where is mom
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People assume that sexuality is a strict option of gay or straight, but actually...
– My father on sexuality.
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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
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My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.
– Anonymous (via teen—idle)
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dietchola:
cancel my subscription, because I am DONE with your issues
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yourtubes:
how the Grinch stole your girl
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my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
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buttfuckingbrothers:
[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]
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halfdeadands0alive:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
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thecalmwasdeceptive:
christinahendricks:
the only bad thing about chris evans being more famous and all mature now is that he’ll probably never get this piss drunk and wander around in public ever again
#2008 is calling chris
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parscilla:
instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
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thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
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thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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