May 2013
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Anonymous asked: I have. I have fantasized about having sex with you. In as many different positions as possible. In a non-creepy way.
May 21st
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May 17th
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stuff you ask your mom: mom where’s my towel mom what do we eat for dinner mom what time is it mom where’s my phone mom when do you come back mom what day is it stuff you ask your dad dad where is mom
May 14th
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“People assume that sexuality is a strict option of gay or straight, but actually...”
– My father on sexuality.
May 13th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
May 10th
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“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
– Anonymous (via teen—idle)
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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dietchola: cancel my subscription, because I am DONE with your issues
May 10th
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yourtubes: how the Grinch stole your girl
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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buttfuckingbrothers: [AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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halfdeadands0alive: froggyflan: I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like Have you ever seen Peter Pan She tries to MURDER WENDY MURDER also she’s a jealous monster why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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thecalmwasdeceptive: christinahendricks: the only bad thing about chris evans being more famous and all mature now is that he’ll probably never get this piss drunk and wander around in public ever again #2008 is calling chris
May 9th
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parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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thetableistryingtoeatme: Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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