battlepope:

Walk into da room drippin

in
gold

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

"People assume that sexuality is a strict option of gay or straight, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, sexy wexy preferences."

wanhunnerpercent:

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

baby

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

I’ve been waiting for this one [x]

Hank still grabs the camera and pushes the zoom button himself while vlogging. In an age of HD video and crisp sound and Iron Man-level visual effects on YouTube, I find this encouraging.

beyond flawless: darren criss

"My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself."

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

dietchola:

cancel my subscription, because I am DONE with your issues

yourtubes:

how the Grinch stole your girl